radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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yo-dawg-nice:

this is literally all you need to know when it comes to befriending me:

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allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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